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This emergency joke dispensers makes the perfect gift for every Dad joke lover! (Eye rolls pending...)
This emergency joke dispensers makes the perfect gift for every Dad joke lover! (Eye rolls pending...)
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Each little box contains 20 dad jokes designed to make the whole family laugh -
- How does a man on the moon cut his hair?
- What's E.T short for?
- Did you hear about the hungry clock?
- What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- What do you fall a fish wearing a bowtie?
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
- What's the best time to go to the dentist?
- Why did the photo go to jail?
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
- What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
- Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
- Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- How do you make 7 even?
Made From
Each dispenser is made from aluminium metal, printed with a gloss finish and contains 20 tear-off jokes.
Dimensions
The dispenser box measures - W5cm x H5cm x D3cm.
Each ticket measures - H2cm x W4.5cm.
Please Note: Some personalised products may take slightly longer than the times suggested, due to the additional manufacturing time required, if you would like to find out about how your order is progressing please do not hesitate to get in touch with our customer service team.
Delivery | Estimated Delivery | Shipping Cost |
Free UK Delivery | 2 - 5 days from dispatch | Free |
Express Next Day ** | Express Next Day | £3.99 |
Express Saturday Delivery*** | Saturday before 1pm | £6.95 |
International Delivery | Estimated Delivery | Shipping Cost |
USA***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | Free |
Europe - (Non European Union)**** | 5 - 10 days from dispatch | £5.45 |
Australia / Canada***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £12.95 |
Rest of World***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £33.95 |
Switzerland***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £39.95 |
Last Amended 25th November 2022
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